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会议
在联军的强大攻势下，这个不体贴下情的国王华宇连续败北，当打不过提出到三山谈判，我并全线停火，双方不许有冲突，飞到三山，准备，并请了，军队代表各国及当地民众代表参与谈判
三山庵即三座山，象征星球上的国王官员，人民三个阶级自前朝以来，已经成为和平的象征，三山谈判有助于保证星球的发展
人们陆续到场
在422室的主持之下，由我代表各国人民华语代表，凤凰国政府面对面坐在长桌旁，我劝他对人民好一点，作为兄弟国会承认本国地位，保护其主权，华宇态度强硬，举起枪对我说：“猛将将助战我国此星，最终还是我的天下” 为避免冲突，我提议休会十分钟，代表们说会议必须进行，不许休会，好在422是说明事理，大会得以暂休
消费时有代表问我为何暂停会议？我说：“此人乃定积分也，我必须智取公道”他们若有所思地退去了，我让大将军带些人把那几位失足朋友送去教育改造
十分钟后，大会继续召开，我对华宇说，那些将军已经投诚，劝他也赶快投诚。华宇说：“大王，不过离我仅三米远，我开一枪天下就是我的大王国，一个星球20多亿人口，也救不了你”
“都进来吧！”一个代表大叔说：“会议不能私密进行，应全球直播，抄家伙”200多位记者冲了进来，整个三楼都架上了机子。“也好”华宇说：“看一看我们这位伟大的国王——一个外星人是如何被一个村民杀掉的”吵闹不可避免
“华宇不得人心，僵尸兄下去干他”几个僵尸狂叫着要下去吃他。“ 现在直接了结了他，拉弓”几百人举起了弓“同志们，准备凌迟”几百人举起了刀，记者们也从钱包里掏出钱，准备砸他
三山顶上的大火烧起大会已经乱了套，代表们的叫骂声，一浪高过一浪，记者们也很生气，有几个钱币丢了下来，把一个卫兵的手臂都砸肿了，更多的钱币掉落，迫不得已，我扔了个大盾牌，在华宇身后
先生们，请冷静。422式说：“我建议收监华宇择日择时审理”会场沉默不到一分钟，又吼开了：“大会开不完，谁也别想出大厅？请国王让人移走盾牌，国法保护人权，华宇不是东西，不必保护他”诺尔代表说：“同意，谁要想出必须是死后让人抬出去”K金，瀚微，地下，太平洋，等好几个国的代表说。卫兵已经被迫关了门
会议又在怒吼声中连续开了两天，在场的5000多位代表，200多位记者，还有我和华宇，在50多个小时的 怒吼中都瘦了一圈，这两天除了吼叫，没有任何成绩。代表中有些都晕倒了，还轻省点的代表提议去水火攻，直接让当地人民去判刑，也只能这样了。422是好不容易叫醒了卫兵开门，几十个医生和几百个军事冲进来，把人都服出去，两个军事把晕倒的华语推上了警车，我也要好好休息一下，没走几步就倒了，是一个军士，把我背进旅店的
几天后，我和新来的代表一起去水火宫结案，大公司很负责，但法官也很公正，有代表提议，扔到其他的星球上去，但作为一个犯人不值得，但当地人民不留着她，再没有多少枪支的情况下，这些刑法太野蛮，进行。。的话，我还要亲眼见着，特别的反胃，但是我必须看，我请大法官无限制地把他关起来，他认为这也不太好，但大法官也不爱。。。也只好这样了，代表们硬着头皮同意了
公诉人读了明降，华宇服法，不甘心的，他向我连开三枪，还好我多穿了一件钻石甲，只是胸口疼了一小会儿
我捡起那三个蓝色的小东西：“玩具枪吗？”
最后的结果可想而知
英文版
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This article is the first novel, one of which is an article
Meeting
Under the strong offensive of the coalition forces, Hua Yu, the unconsiderate king, lost continuously. When he could not bring forward the three mountains negotiations, I would not cease fire all over the line, and the two sides would not have conflicts, fly to the three mountains, prepare, and invite the army to participate in the negotiations on behalf of all countries and representatives of the local people.
Sanshan nunnery is three mountains, symbolizing the king and official of the pnet, and the three csses of the people have become symbols of peace since the previous dynasty. The negotiation of the three mountains has helped to ensure the development of the pnet.
People are coming to the scene one after another.
Under the aegis of room 422, on behalf of the Chinese nguage representatives of all countries, the Phoenix government sat face to face at the long table. I advised him to be nice to the people. As a brother Congress, he recognized his country's status and protected its sovereignty. Hua Yu took a tough attitude and raised his gun and said to me, “the fierce will help fight this star of our country, and finally my world.“ in order to avoid conflict, I propose to adjourn for ten minutes. The delegates said that the meeting must be held and that the meeting must not be adjourned. Fortunately, 422 is reasonable and the General Assembly can take a break for a while.
When I was consuming, some representatives asked me why the meeting had been suspended. I said, “I have to be fair,“ I said. “they retreated thoughtfully, and I asked the general to take some people to send those friends to education and reform.“
Ten minutes ter, the meeting continued, and I said to Hua Yu that the generals had surrendered and advised him to do so as soon as
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